izzetheking:

izzetheking:

my fave movie is spy kids and  my mom uses it against me by asking me to do soemthing and if i dont want to do it she goes.. SPy kids take out the trash

and im ike

Damn it if i dont take out the trash then im not a spy kid so i have to go take out the trasjh

im 26

_{"I have completely memorized Dumb and Dumber, Anchorman and Step Brothers"}

THAT DESTROYS PANEM.

lunatheblond:

haveagoodnightimgointoredlobster:

_{keep adventuring and stay not a grown-up!}

life goal: meet Peter pan

life goal: be Peter Pan

seki8anki:

jujunghe:

IT’S IN COMIC SANS IT’S A PUN IN COMIC SANS ABOUT MY COUNTRY I DON’T THINK I’LL BE ABLE TO SURVIVE THIS BYE

this is the single shittiest storefront i have ever seen 10/10 would eat here

ryanselvy:

#173 - Airplane

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heythereholmes:

you’ll either get this or you won’t

hellochipmunk:

rabbitorahabit:

wow

PIZZA NACHOS