bansheepower:

Falcon: 30% hero, 70% sass

(Source: alphalewolf)

(Source: nickiroyale)

suctioning:

Teacher: sit down
Me: drank

ryclops:

xx

kingofscots:

panic

image

at the disco

ejacutastic:

kill the imposter
high resolution →

ejacutastic:

kill the imposter

(Source: blaaargh)

allen-francis:

maggins:

faeries-everywhere:

when is it going to be the other way round

does this count?

Oh, I think that one counts. 

(Source: snowwhties)

snapchatting:

what’s the difference between a lawyer and a mango? lots of things! i love to make jokes

izziesworldofizzie:

stagecoachjessi:

Classic Hollywood Bloopers

And the greatest Hollywood blooper of all time:

lecic-has-a-shovel:

yungterra:

There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM

I completely photosynthesize with this

(Source: yungterra)

thatfunnyblog:

The American collegiate system in one gif set

(Source: sandandglass)

illkim:

Me on the first day of school

(Source: illkim)

What I think when kids in my class read

  • That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA
  • That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD
  • Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word?
  • THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?!
  • Can I sleep?
  • If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand?
  • You can’t pronounce THAT word?
  • WHAT THE HELL
  • The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for
  • My skin’s crawling
  • Oh god not him, his voice sounds like a dying nail on a dying chalkboard
  • You skipped a line
  • LOL what was that?
  • I don’t even. 

(Source: youcanbethecaptain)

panicacidide:

Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

(Source: rockees)